Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and
no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the
whole list again yesterday
Waiter:
Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you
have?
Manager:
Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In
fact I'm just the right person in this case. You
see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
Dad:
Son, what do u want for ur
birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a
sports car around it.
Diner:
I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it
either.
Diner:
You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk
there, do you?
Husband:
U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got
mine with me!
Man:
Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims
it within three days, you can keep it.
Father:
Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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