A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds
that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and
asks, "What do they do here?" He told," First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another
hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the
day."
The man does not like the sound of that at
all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian
hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the
German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds
that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks,
"What do they do here?"
He told, "First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another
hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the
day." "But that is exactly he same as all the other hells - why are
there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the
electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed,
and the devil is a Software Engineer, so he comes in, signs the register and
then goes to the Cafeteria!